Beer Hunter

The practice of counting out one can of beer each for you and your friends after shaking one of them vigorously, each person gets a can of beer , holds it to their temples and pulls the ring pull.

''Side by side! Me and him! Me against him! ''
''We gotta play with more bullets.''
''More bullets in the gun''
''You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games''

Chzzzzzzzzzzzz.

''Ah Shit.''
Beer Hunter.

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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

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Beer Pressure

Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...

Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.

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beer virus

slang for people who can only vaguely remember its proper name - Corona Virus

You know that virus ...gah what's the name of it ...not the bird one - the beer virus one

You mean Corona Virus?

Yep that's the one.

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beer nigger

one who brings drinks to others.

1. Hey mike get me a bud. No Iam not your beer nigger! 2. Joe lost the bet so he will be the beer nigger tonight.

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dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

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Dope and Beer

Ammunition, ammo, etc.

Go grab some dope and beer were movin out in 0900

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