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Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.
Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."
Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry
Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank
The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man
“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”
The art of masturbation outside normal characteristics most would see as normal
Did you know danial like to weird wank. He does it over the sink but also uses tissue
Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock
Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.
A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.
Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"