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Orgasm Lard (orangasm)

A god on the discord server ISAA. They are extremely awkward ant they always chat stalk because they r very shy and dont fit in the enviroment

Orgasm Lard (orangasm) is me btw :3

by orangasm February 2, 2020


Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 3, 2022


Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 5, 2022


lisa frank orgasm

An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!

Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?

Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 10, 2018


alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022


mexican orgasm

If a women receives cunnilingus by someone who ate very hot pepper right before the act.

After eatin a delicious hot pepper. He pleasured her with a mexican orgasm.

by TheRealM3xican September 12, 2017


Walking Orgasm

Caden in anything he wears when any female sees him.

Caden is such a walking orgasm.

by AnonFtb11 December 30, 2017