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When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.
Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.
"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"
A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.
He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.
dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple
A "pizza" but instead of being a pizza, (a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables) it has chocolate instead of tomato sauce, and sweets as toppings. ITS NOT A PIZZA. ITS A CREPE.
"Oh hey! My dad got some cioccolato pizza yesterday. Want to come over to my place and try it for dinner?"
"No man! Chocolate is not a dinner thing, and its not even technically a pizza! its more like a crepe!
someone with really fucking greasy hair
yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.
Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.