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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.

'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'

by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018


The Patrick Effect

The act of correcting your posture because someone next to you is doing it perfectly.

Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".

You see your friend straighten his back because someone next to him is sitting with perfect posture . You might say to him: «You just felt the power of "the Patrick Effect" dude»

by Idcortex August 5, 2017


Patrick FitzGerald

Patrick FitzGerald is a man of many traits, ungodly handsome and enjoys women of ethnic descent, present abilities in mathematics and ninjutsu.

Patrick FitzGerald is a man of many traits, ungodly handsome and enjoys women of ethnic descent, present abilities in mathematics and ninjutsu.

by machoyacho April 11, 2024


saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

by dirty leprechaun man December 1, 2019


pulled a patrick

When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.

She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.

by Frenchieoctober September 24, 2020


Charlton patrick gibbons

short

jeffery: yo where is charlton patrick gibbons
Finn: idk but hes really short

by October 25, 2022


The Patrick Star

When 3 woman engage in the act of scissoring all together.

Hey Ladies are we going to do The Patrick Start tonight?

by Artthegreat14 August 31, 2022