phone whore

a person who talks or texts someone as if there cupcaking or going to be all over the person the next time he or she sees the person. but dosent and plays dumb.. all talk no touch.

girl-"your soooo cute i cant wait to see you tomorrow(:"
boy-"whatr we gonna do?"
girl- "anything you want boo"
boy- "ohhhhhh(:"

and when they see eachother they act as if this convo didnt take place. they dont know how to act.

the female is the phone whore in this situation.

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phone slap

the act of opening your phone onto someones face.

*smack* wow! your gay, dont phone slap me!

"Dude what happened to your face?"
"Josh phone slapped me this morning"

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Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

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cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

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Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.

Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone

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Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

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Trap Phone

A phone that is cheap and doesn't work right.

Person 1: hey what kinda phone is THAT
Person 2: oh this is my trap phone

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