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When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys
Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass
We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate
The worst discord server full of toxic people
New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.
Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.
When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"
Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!
A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.