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A calzone.
"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."
When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....
That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.
Pizza fired=how will pizza get a job now?
Woodfired pizza!
Poor thing it's, got a family.
The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.
Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.
When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.
Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!
eating a bite of pizza then taking a pull of a cigarette.
"give me a pull jordan."
"you can have pizza pull. pizza pull."
A pepperoni and pineapple pizza pie. Preferably from Dominos Pizza, where the pineapple slices aren’t THAT big.
A pizza pioneer named Katrina from New York started this trend. But sadly she never got the credit she solely deserved before big company’s took credit for this new, revolutionary, delicacy.
Boy 1: Hey bro, you ever order a trizzy pizza from dominos?
Boy 2: WTF?! Who does that?
Boy 1: Bro! Deadass.... it’s D SHIT!!!!