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The Foot Pocket: A practice, art, or profession, in which an individual (with or without a sock, no shoes allowed) aims to insert their foot into another individuals pocket (often a friend or on rare occasions, a random victim).
Noun: A foot pocket
Adjective: That pocket looks "foot pocketed"
Polypocket: When an individual successfully penetrates both pockets of their victim. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone, impressive to say the least.
Pocketee: The one being foot-pocketed (the victim in most cases).
Pocketer: The one pocketing their victim.
" My friend Quincy was wearing saggy sweatpants. My foot, bear, moist, drenched with fluids of bodily origins, and shaking with anticipation for the soon to be penetration, found its rightful home within the sagginess of Quincys steamy pocket. I have now completed a verified The Foot Pocket."
"Earlier today I was at a friends house, or so I thought... This friend, who ill call Anthony, invited me over for a celebratory smoke sesh. As I touched my lips to the head of the bong, in the corner of my eye, I noticed what seemed to be a white, glimmering, hobbit-like foot towering over my torso. All of a sudden, my left pocket was invaded by a monstrously un-socked and moist foot. Anthony then said 'HAHA you got foot pocketed'... At this moment, I knew what I had to do. Revenge was inevitable, and so, mid-bong rip I turned towards Anthony with his foot still buried in my pocket and prepared to foot-pocket him back. It was at this moment when I rotated my legs towards his and to distract him from the counterattack, blew a plume of smoke into his face. This assured my plan of attack, allowing me to launch my right foot at his left pocket. As my foot approached his pocket, he noticed and tried to defend by grabbing my leg, but I was too strong. We tumbled and turned as I struggled to insert my foot. But when I looked up at his pocket, there was my foot, toes deep into his pocket. It wasn't enough. So I used every last bit of strength to push my foot further, and further, into his pocket. We were now intertwined in a mutual foot pocket situation, and I completed The Foot Pocket."
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one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.
"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."
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1. Slang for Vagina
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
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A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."
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Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
That dude was being a total douchebag motherfucker so i gave him a HOT POCKET
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'out of place; out of order', describes unacceptable behavior or situations. This meaning has its roots in Black English of the 1940s, and refers to the pockets on a pool table.
"Any outsider who would attempt to engage in that conversation would be out of pocket."
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A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
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