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put trinita in front of java

to mess up, screw up, other synonyms

a mistake was made

1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.

I'll put it on my Netflix

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).

Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."

Putting the n back in cuts

What do you think? It means cunts. Cool and normal!

Australien Government: What we're good at managing is a PR campaign to disguise our shitfuckery and make it look like we're helping you... Australien Government: Putting the N back in Cuts!

Put some hair around it

A sexual reference, used as a statement of encouragement when a person is having great difficulty inserting one object into a hole or another object.

As I set up for my third shot, someone on the green yelled, "Put some hair around it!."

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When you put it that way

A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.

Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...

No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:

Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...

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Put the team on your back

One's will to carry the team, and not let any obstacle come in between.

I can't believe we were about to lose that tennis match. Way to put the team on your back and win it all!

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