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Music that uses talent. When nobodys writing lyrics for someone else, no constant reputation, and real instruments are used.
"Real" music is usually somewhat sophisticated.
real music
REAL:
Rush
The Beatles
Metallica
Coldplay
NOT REAL:
Skrillex
2 Chainz
Swedish House Mafia
Justin Bieber
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Sort of beer not available in America (Continent), enjoyed by Germans, Belgians and the Czech among others. (Also not avilable in France or the UK). Tastes like american beer but without the flavor of ass and with added flavor of beer.
Hans: Have you ever had real beer?
Justin: Yes, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Hans: Slaps Justin in the face.
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NOT keeping it fake.
This movie should be kept real. Not keeping it fake.
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Real man is what a real woman feels completed with.
When real man and real woman come together in intimate form, they talk about everything that hasn't been said.
When RM & RW traspass the good and the bad and the bleh's together, they do it as a teamwork with solid and rooted foundations.
A Real Man loves a Real Woman and a Real Woman loves a Real Man.
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First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
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A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.
Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"
Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."
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