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The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.
Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.
Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.
Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"
Having 3 or more dicks in your pussy at once
Man, that sausage bowl we did with Isabel last night was intense
your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you
'friend goes out'
rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
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hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy
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