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typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
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No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.
My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.
A short term rental is a rental agreement where the tenant agrees to rent the property for a short period of time, usually 30 days or less. This type of rental agreement is often used by people who are looking for a temporary place to stay, such as people who are moving to a new city or people who are traveling for work.
Often times is no associated with vacation rental apps like Airbnb in VRBO. People you short term rentals for vacationing in often times unique and wonderful locations that would normally not be available for those who just rent hotels when traveling.
Short term rentals is abbreviated as STR, and due to the large amount of real estate investors starting short term rental businesses, competition drives innovations.
My family and I were looking for a short-term rental at the beach for our family reunion. We found a wonderful beach house in Crystal Beach Texas called the Sandy seahorse, which is a short term rental property.
The very very last pull off a Newport..when sharing a cigarette with a group the order goes ; Short .. Short-short.. Prison Short.. Death Row Short, This would be the hit between filter and barley there paper
Yo let me get that short? Can't do it.there's a line, your gonna have to catch the Death Row Short
Shorts that are so long on you that they make you look like an Oompa Loompa.
Those Oompa Loompa shorts are looking good.
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“Are you gonna hang out with Riley again?”
“No it was a short term dick situation.”
A short, brown, kinda chubby, frat star who wears shades inside and loves bud light also some cocaine he basically the most chill bro ever. ....but, has no respect for woman. Last occasionally wants to fight little Asian kids when he is drunk as shit. Also, he replaced water in his diet with beer.
Bro 1: Dude do you follow Short Fat Frat
Bro 2: Nah dude
Bro1: You should he's like TFM all in one bro, bro
Bro 2: k