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You are not basic just because a lot of people simp for him, you have taste, you are not basic there just hard core kenma simps and think there better then you
Simp for kageyama, we’ve all done it
When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”
Simp: “okay baby!”
Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
When you are half simp half man
Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp
A girl or group of girls designed to brith the worst of simps. They lure them in quickly by leading them on at a constant rate. Then just when the simp thinks he has a chance, and shoots his shot...they shut him down like the cold hearted bitches they are.
DO NOT fuck with those girls, they’re a simp trap.
Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.
"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."
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Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.
Why am I such a female simp?