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When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.
I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested
That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.
*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.
I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!
That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.
often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.
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It happens while you are sleeping and you really want something, or wish for something to happen and you think about it frequently. You go to bed thinking about it and wake up thinking about the same thing. It is not quite a dream, but you are not quite conscious enough to control your thoughts either.
I sleep think about you alll the time because I think about the exciting adventures we are going to have this summer.
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A 20 defense pure on a MMO game called RuneScape. He can't tank for longer then 30 seconds and loves the show EastEnders. He is also in love with someone by the name of PvP.
Dude don't keep flirting with him, you'll become a Sleep U.
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