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Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
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Its what you get when you still got that baby dick
Did you hear Peter has Miniature Tiny Small Dick Syndrome? Yeah hes like 0.5 Inches
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When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky
The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.
“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”
“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”
To get from one area of the Waterfall to another, I ask the Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap for help.
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