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A drinks combination that involves a bottle of beer or cider along with a Jägerbomb. Surprisingly refreshing this combination is only made better through low prices often found in student bars.
Me: can I get a Barry Special please.
Barman: A what?!
Me: .... A bottle of Bud and a Jägerbomb please.
Barman: £4
Me: Sweet.
When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.
Tom " do you know where Alex is?"
José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "
Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "
José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
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The art of getting blackout drunk hiding under your bed popping a tactical wank and going to sleep
I’m going now boys it’s time for a crezzle special.
A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.
I’m going to pull a crezzle special tonight boys does anyone want to come over?
A little handicap and a little special ed.
Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.
When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it
Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy
when your special ed but even more special
hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread