When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
Horse racing
When a race horse sits a waits off the speed before the quarter pole.
“ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”
When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.
Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.
You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race
I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning
A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.