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I took her and tied her down she screamed but I didn’t care so I taped her up I licked her pussy and stuck my penis up her pussy I penetrated her so hard she gagged then I shuffled a dildo up her as she was tied to the wall and she organsmed the whole night…
A person who is a sexual toy to fuck with
“We made a sex slave story”
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A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.
You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
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A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
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A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
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The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.
Josh: Hey alex, I'm gonna be drum major next year!
Everyone: LOL
Brian: Cool story bor
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A story which has no point, no purpose and no relevance to the conversation, overall boring. A typical response to an Andrew Carey Story is “Thanks Andrew”
I wonder if I should go out for dinner tonight or stay in.
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story
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aka feghoot
Check out my definition of feghoot!
Shaggy-Dog Story is found at Websters' feghoot is not! Man, are the guys at Websters' slow!
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