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A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?
I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
Jacob dipped his biscuit in a gravy swamp.
During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
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A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.
"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."
Just the name of a guy who is on my phone.
Daddy swamp hole just snapped me
The mass that Swamp Thing broke off of his crotch and gave to Heather Locklear(spelling?) in the movie that made her imagine that her and Swampy(in human form)were having hot sex.
"Yo bitch try this pickle and tell me what you think"
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