When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
Noun
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.
I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.
A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.
Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!
When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.
*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."
Where two men or more take their excess foreskin and insert it to the other mans foreskin.
Yo me and my homie were in a lockdown bc of Coronavirus so we tried a foreskin shuffle
Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.
I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.
shuffle rape