curly tail

When your penise has been double knotted

Hey whats wrong with you?
Well you know i got the the curly tail

roasted rat tail

something someone who lives in Detroit would eat

I fucking love eating roasted rat tail after a night out with my mom

Reversed camel tail

Its when a fat womans pussy is so protruding it creates a camel tail between her butt cheeks.

oh god her reversed camel tail is staring at me again.

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

Tail gunner

When you are running through the store to the bathroom but the poo is already hitting the floor

Betsy running for her life but the tail gunner is already firing

Bring out the tail

Bringing out the best vibes for the function. Only used when something lit is about to happen. Like if you were hanging out with a guy with a butt-plug fox tail, but he's also the most lit person in the entire universe.

"Bro, we're hitting the fucking bars tonight bring out the tail."

Pikachu's tail

When your partner has a metal butt plug in their ass and you take a tazer and taze the metal base randomly thoughout sex

When my girl friend said we should try Pikachu's tail for the first time I have no idea what I was getting into