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a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.
she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.
or in past tense...
that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!
When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade
The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time
I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom