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All the food we had at Thanksgiving Dinner was top notch.
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When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Dude: Here man shelf this.
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
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Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.
Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."
Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."
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Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
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Used in Harry Potter fanfics/lemon/or sex stories when he's the 'top' or lead in the sex. Usually meant to mean willing to take charge.
Most commonly used with Bottom!Draco
Top!Harry is so strong when he's in bed with Draco!
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When you are driving behind a really slow car and all you can see is a silver head of hair belonging to an old fogy popping over their seat.
Why is there so much traffic? I'm going to be late! Damnit! It's a fucking "silver top!" I knew it!
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taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!
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