blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

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blue bag

refers to the act of eating a girls ass. Assholes always taste like blue bag doritos.

Her pussy was sore, so I blue bagged her and we called it even

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Blue Mooning

Verb

Taking very large doses of diphenhydramine, a anti-histamine over the counter allergy remedy, to experience sedation and vivid visual and auditory hallucinations. Abuse of diphenhydramine incredibly dangerous because it puts you in a state of pure delirium. Long term abuse of diphenhydramine has been linked to brain tumors.

Person A: Lets go over to Peter's house.
Person B: No way man that guy is blue mooning on Benadryl. He is Insane!
Person A: You're right people shouldn't be getting high off allergy medication.

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blue calls

A medical condition that happens after your booty call cancels last minute.

Dude I totally got a case of blue calls last night when Jessica cancelled on me.

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blue tangerine

Describes a person as being different in a good way and indescribably beautiful.

Megan is a blue tangerine.

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blue sirocco

Getting farted on during sex. (A sirocco is a hot wind from the desert)

Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl on my girl friend and she totally gave me a blue sirocco. She blamed it on the chili she had for lunch, but I think she did it on purpose.

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Aussie Blue

A marijuana strain with a lovely lemony smell. A very rare marijuana that will get you high off one rip.

Man that Aussie Blue was a one hitter quiter.

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