Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.
“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”
When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.
Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!
When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.
"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."
1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.
2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."
"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.
"hey, where's the purp bean at?"
"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"
"you work at purp bean?"
"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"
The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.
I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.
Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.
That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.