cream yourself

when spreading cream cheese you get some on finger, hand or anywhere else on ones self

i told you when you spread cream cheese and you get some on you how many times do we have to go over this now you know what cream yourself means

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brim cream

the cum left around the cock when not wahsed off after ejaculating. left a while till a smell starts 2 build up and people know its there

omg u smell or brim cream!!!

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Cream Pie

Have your body covered in cum

Oh yeah i love the way u cream pie me

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Fat Cream

A unique type of Hydrocortisone Cream that is used to diminish stretch marks and "fat role" marks on ones stomach.

Dammit, Chris. I don't want to see you rub your fat cream all over your fat roles.

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Strawberries and Cream

After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.

Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.

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Nipple Cream

What milk is before it comes out el nepo..
when left in the sun too long it turns into nipple cheese
-Alex and Emily grabbing it since 1991

would you please add some nipple cream to my cum coffee?

mmm your nipple creams a little sour today, I think its ben there too long.

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Irish Cream

Another term for the all-powerful Bailey's Irish Cream. Best drink EVER!

Girl 1: So, what'd you do after I left the party last night?
Girl 2: Drank waaay too much Irish Cream, and ended up doing some random guy in a bathroom.

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