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driving with the white lady in the car. riding dirty with a quantity of cocaine in the vehicle.
I hope the cops don't pull me over because I'm driving miss daisy.
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A great game, with awesome graphics, cool rides, but with hoorrible music!!!
If u have the PS2 version then u r fucked up nigga!!
guy 1: Yo did u play test drive unlimited?
guy 2: Yea i have that game, and the music sucks!!
guy 1: But u can use custom soundtracks
guy 2: I have the PS2 version
guy 1: U r pwnd fool
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when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.
"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"
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"Thadook" is the the sound made by a car's tires as it it hits the small reflective square lane markers. Thadook driving is the technique used while under the influence or otherwise distracted to echo-locate your vector on the road. When one stops hearing the steady, repeative "thadook...thadook...thadook", one knows to brace for the impact.
I was thadooking down the road when it went silent and I think I went airborne. I was able to crawl from the wreckage with the dimebag and walk home.
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the act of performing oral sex on a woman;
Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.
My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.
Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower
Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.
When arithmetic becomes calculus and your stoned with your friends trying to order from a drive-thru
Come on dude I'll pay for it I dont want to do drive-thru math