drop a duce

alternate spelling of "Drop a Deuce" used primarily by retards.

durrrrr, i'ma go drop a duce.

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Drop The Hammer

Having sex with a girl, usually a one night stand or to end a long drought of not getting any.

"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."

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eyelid drop

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.

Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

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dropping a load

basically means to dispose of waste from a human. a.k.a taking a shit

i'll be right back, i'm dropping a load.

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Drop-out

A person that didn't complete school for two reasons:

1) Their lives outside of school were so incredibly difficult that they really had no other choice

2) Laziness

Jack lived with his mom and little sister. His mom was a very immature parent and went out and got drunk every night and would sometimes never even come home. This forced Jack to get little Sally ready for Kindergarden everyday, forcing him to constantly be late for school until he eventually had no choice but to become a drop-out to care for Sally.

Hannah, on the other hand, got a job at Pizza Hutt and felt like she was making some massive "dough" so she dropped out of high school to just work and get more money, unaware that without a diploma, Pizza Hutt's where she's gonna stay forever.

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Lemon Drops

A drug named because Lemon Juice is used to extract the DXM out of cough medicine and then placed into pill capsules.

Paul was poppin some Lemon Drops earlier today, now hes out.

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drop the hammer

to hit the throttle hard

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!

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