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Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021


Dick loyal female

A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.

That dick loyal female was my best friend until she lied to me for him.

by Yoooooo Dad April 8, 2022


Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook

Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

by FuckYoBitch12 December 18, 2017


Female Gaze

The female gaze is how a woman sees other men or women. Lesbians who ha e a female gaze for example see women different to men, seeing them as attractive but focusing more on different elements which make their gaze different to a mans.

That woman is more a female gaze than a male gaze.

by mermaidbarx May 27, 2023

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Female orgasm

The female orgasm is a super pleasurable intense, long lasting feeling of pleasure. It feels so damn good. It happens when a women reaches sexual climax after either rubbing her clit, fingering her vagina or humping teddy bears, having sex with a male and using his penis to stimulate her g spot and cervix, or using different variations of sex toys. The female orgasm is followed by a series of multiple contractions of the vulva, clit and vagina, the contractions of the vagina are so strong it can push a penis out during sex and it squeezes a penis so a male feels when the women is orgasming. The vagina gets super wet and cums and creams and ejaculates when the women orgasms expelling fluids from the vagina which is her cum and cream and squirting. Womens bodies shake during orgasm, leg shaking, feet shaking, roll their eyes back into their head, women get flushed face turning pink or bright red, and women yell out loud moans and toes curl during her orgasm. The female orgasm is amazing.

Female orgasm: I made Kelly orgasm so strong last night! I used my penis and I was pounding her g spot and she came all over me! She creamed on my cock!
That sounds amazing! I want to you give me an orgasm now

by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023


Female orgasm

The female orgasm is superior to the male orgasm. The female orgasm is more intense, lasts longer and feels way better than the boring, mild and short male orgasm. The female orgasm is so pleasurable from stimulating, stroking and rubbing the pussy.

The female orgasm feels so good, I had one last night

by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023

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finna female nut

When a non transgender woman experiences the female equivalent of finna nut

Person 1: I finna nut.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: How can you finna nut as a cis woman?
Person 2: Sorry, I meant that I finna female nut, which is just the female equivalent of finna nut.
Person 1: Ah, I see!

by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017