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Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.

Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.

by The P-P-P-Punisher February 11, 2011

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Fist-pumpable Material

The variety of strong stimuli presented in settings such as: sick parties, the presence of hot sluts and/or excess alcohol and legal/illegal narcotics. Where a bro/ a group of bros feel the need to compulsively thrust their fists outward whilst flexing in-between repetitions. This action may be done with both arms (from the chest outward) or with just one arm (jersey shore-esque). The stimuli of fist-pumpable material can be presented in a setting as simple as a sweet website, or in a setting as radical as a rager.

Bro #1 – Yo Broski, the Brofessor showed me this website called the guidetolaurier.weebly.com – found some extremely fist-pumpable material dood.
Bro #2 – I’ll check it out man.

Bro #1 – Brochacho what happened at that rager Emily took you to?
Bro #2 – Bro, Broski passed out at 8PM. Brotein Shake smashed two windows. Brotato Chip did the Carlton and won a dance-off. LMFABRO and Brochill fought – but then Brohan got involved and got them to shotgun two tallboys of fourloko in order to restore the peace. The Brofessor had four bitties in his room at once, then Broba Fett decided to rap about it and got laid as a result. Brosicle recklessly funneled a 26 while receiving head. Bromosapien went to the party with his girlfriend and ended up swinging with her and the ratchets. Brocean invited his Bass Pro Shop hockey bros to the party and dominated at flipcup and beerpong, but then Han Brolo was caught f*cking this hot slut in this other hot sluts room by the dons! Abroham Lincoln jumped in and got all political on their asses – thankfully Bromazing interrupted and offered a triple-shot of tequila and a sweet bong rip to the Dons as a sign of their pardon and regret for Han Brolo’s behaviour. The dons were iffy until Brorannasaurus Rex screamed his name and brought Brohemian in back from Ottawa with a bag full of legal narcotics prescribed by Brohemian himself. The Dons and Bros partied in peace. It was an extremely fist-pumpable experience.

by The ultimate bro July 11, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


impacted fist twirl

where u sit on fist and spin faster than a twirling mary go round

damn nigga the wya she impacted fist twirl me was faster than that horsey

by the man with the plan an a gun October 4, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mississippi Fist Fight

While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female twist and squeezes the scrotum when, at the same time, the male flicks and pinches the clitoritis.

I'm so sore from last night's Mississippi Fist Fight.
So have you tried this 'Mississippi Fist Fight' yet? the shit will leave you aching for days.

by ZAK O February 22, 2010

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


bit your fist

(to shove a fist in your mouth)
similar to bite your tongue, means to bite your fist so one is unable to speak and/or what’s tried to be said illegible

(negative)
telling someone to bite their fist is telling them to shut the f**k up.

β€œi really don’t like being friends with cis people, you ask them not to use a gendered term towards you and they go β€œi use that for everybody”. like, it would be SO hot if you bit your fist right now.”

by idonthaveaconcussion June 24, 2021

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Fist full of Yen

1. to have a hand containing a large amount of money.
2. Fist full of Yen (FFOY) are a post panda hardcore band playing PandaCore and Pandahop. the band consists of 4 members: Laurie the blast beat loving drummer, kirk the kwerky yet crazy bassist, olli the guitarist with a love of powerchords and jessica thier "real life" alive panda mascot. from york the band have strived to break barriers with the irregular time signitures. the band have many hits including: "mopatop shop" "APPLES" "latte Latino" and many more.

man 1: oh no! i've forgotten my wallet.
man 2: don't worry ive got a Fist full of Yen!
man 1: isn't that a strange type of meditation from york some how related to a craaazy drummer who got attacked but then played a gig with only one arm (that worked).
man 3: that rocks my world.
man 4: all i know is that you should guard the ones close to you with APPLES.

by mattia November 19, 2007

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fist full of roy

what you say when choosing the character 'roy' on super smash bros melee.

Kerri: you chose roy?
Craig: yea, fist full of roy!

by Xavious? March 14, 2004

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž