Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football

Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.

College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.

A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.

footballer

a football player

he is a footballer

Footballer

Footballer means Cristiano Ronaldo is the best footballer

The best footballer is ronaldo

football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

Football

The best sport ever.

Let’s go and play some football!
Wanna play football?

Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.

OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.