Sock Babies

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.

Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?

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pink sock

getting assfucked so hard your intestines protrude from your asshole, loosk like a pink sock

Lrey likes to get assfucked so often his nickname is pink sock.

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sock monkey

Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.

Kiss my sock monkey!!!!

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purple sock

when ur rectum/ intestines are pulled from your butt during a quick withdrawl of anal sex

Schiappa got a purple sock from henry!

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Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

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Sock LOVER

1. allie camp. or a very very similar person who spends there spring break matching their socks and is incredibly really really good looking

that girl is sooo sexy shes just like allie

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Cock Sock

An old sock you use to masturbate with.

Friend: Hey, can I borrow a sock?
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!

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