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Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.

Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.

by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

59πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Steve Watson

Also known as Stephen, can man, scummy, slimy, stinky, flash, and muscle man. Stephen is a can grabbing member of the aluminumaudi, and a slimy meat thief, who leaves a trail of slim and grease every were he goes, the scumbag is from Connecticut, and smell like the south end of a north bound donkey, which is ironic because that's what he looks like, he's just a fat turd really, he creeps on girls even girls under 18, and he is as dumb as a rock, if he had gas for brains he couldn't get a piss ant go kart around a cheerio. sometimes I wonder how many welfare checks he had to save up to get to Georgia, he's a fat want to be country farm boy who thinks he's buff. If you want to see ole muscle man come to north Georgia and you can find him searching for cans in trash cans, or picking up a rotten dear carcause off the side of the road to eat later. You will probably hear him saying "whatever" but watch out if you provoke him he may flick you of trying to look cool. This guy gives The North Georgia hills a bad name.

The smelly man named Steve Watson dug through the trash searching for cans

by Ohwellthem February 24, 2015

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Speed Limit Steve

A term used when refering to a slow driver that refuses to drive above the damn speed limit.

Heine: Look at Speed Limit Steve here, can we drive at least 45 on the highway?
Koup: Hit the bike lane and go around him...

by Keynalla December 15, 2006


A pet named Steve

A pet named Steve is Markiplier’s google feud pet which will make us uncontrollably laugh and spit out our bean juice

Can I eat a pet named Steve *laughs uncontrollably*

by GalaxygirlXOX August 25, 2020

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


steve carell

Steve John Carell

Funniest Man Alive

He has starred and co-starred in several films including
Bruce Almighty, Anchorman,
The 40 Year-Old Virgin,
Little Miss Sunshine,
Evan Almighty (the sequel to Bruce Almighty),
Dan in Real Life, Horton Hears a Who!,
and Get Smart.

In the hit show "The Office". He plays as "Michael Scott", a neurotic regional manager with ass-like traits.
He hits his coworkers with cars, hosts appalling dinner parties, and cries over dead chair models.
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID", is his favorite saying.

(after micheal (steve carell) agrees to stop speaking inappropriately in the "work place")

Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?

Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.

Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


-Singing to the tune of American Pie-,

Michael Scott:
Bye, bye, Miss Chair Model Lady / I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice / We had lots of kids / Drinking whiskey and rye / Why'd you have to go off and die? / Why'd you have to go off and die...

by fluffy fingers. July 11, 2008

108πŸ‘ 1161πŸ‘Ž


Big Guy Steve

Slayer of Women, Romancer of Milf's. Ultra mega giga Chad, conquerer of pussy, Destroyer of virgins. ULTIMATE sigma male

Dude look at that guy, he's definitely the Big Guy Steve

by Bogis the bogis September 13, 2021


steve miller band

One of the best rock bands of all time. Known best for their song The Joker

Radio Host- and now the greatest song ever, by steve miller band...THE JOKER

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sunnnnn
Im a JOKER, im a smoker, im a midnight toker!
I get my lovin' on the run

by jordan dewald May 24, 2008

108πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž