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The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.

The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.

by Genetica August 31, 2021


white cup with a yellow square

I saw the ad for the cup and thought it would be funny to write a deffenition with it's description

White cup with a yellow square saying "your word here"

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022


sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork

by brit August 18, 2003

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PMS (Post-Marijuana Square)

The cigarette smoked immediately following the act of smoking of marijuana.

Right after Ryan smoked a bowl, he turned to Chuckie and said "Yo! I gotta go have my PMS (Post-Marijuana Square) now."

by EndlessSquare November 12, 2009

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square dat shit up

to tell a bitch or nigga to put up their dukes in order to initiate the sequence of fisticuffs

square dat shit up cuz

by emmanuelbellith January 21, 2009

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sponge bob square pants

kewl yellow sponge!!!!

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

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Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 17, 2007

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