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March 15th of every year is National Lifter Day. It's a holiday that honors weightlifters. The significance of the date 3/15 relates to 315 pounds (3 plates on each side of a barbell), an important milestone in a weightlifter's journey.
Tomorrow is National Lifter Day, I'm going to max out on bench press.
person 1: hey it’s the 26th today
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: it’s national ranboo day
A exclusive group who only accepts people if they have gotten dome, or a blow job
It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.
Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again
Ted: "Bro I just got head from that chick at the party last night.
John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"
national ella day is everyday quit your job and go spend every moment with her and just appreciate that she is in your life because you should feel so lucky you get the opportunity to have an ella
wow ella is just so amazing we love national ella day
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The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.
Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄
July 23rd. A day where people all around the nation gather to celebrate Kamron
What’s your favorite holiday?
Easily National Kamron day.
July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
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