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Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024


Taxed

AUSTRALIA SLANG for stealing or taking something

“I just taxed this street sign
Or
“Let’s tax this speaker”

by Naezz November 23, 2021


Taxed

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The police officer taxed me with a speeding ticket.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 24, 2020


Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024


Fanum's Tax

"Fanum tax" is a term derived metaphorically from an incident involving a Twitch streamer named Fanum, who gained notoriety after reportedly taking another streamer's food without permission during a live stream. This term symbolizes the act of taking or consuming resources, particularly food or essentials, often in a compulsive or excessive manner. It underscores the complexities of human behavior, including instinctual drives, psychological motivations, and socio-cultural influences, that may lead individuals to engage in resource acquisition behaviors resembling the "fanum tax" phenomenon.

Fanum Just Taxxed Kai Cenat's food!
We better avoid Fanum's Tax!

by tf is a pseudonym?? May 13, 2024


Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.

'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

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Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018