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October 31 is a holiday where u can’t say “i love you” to ur partner
gf-“i love…”
bf”you”
don’t say i love u day
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life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
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A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.
insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.
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On November 17th girls have to say yes to all boys.
Omg Jennifer watch out its national girls say yes to boys day
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National girls say yes to everything day is on October 15th. Anytime someone asks a girl a yes or no question they must respond with yes.
“Hey britney, do you want to go out later?”
“no-i mean yes sure”
or
“Hey jessica watch out, it’s National girls say yes to everything day”
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boink
bonk
bap
kneecaps mine now
person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*
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When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.
Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"
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