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Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
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The most freakish VP candidate in US history.
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
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The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
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A person that runs away from their problems that they cause and is scared of corn. A very negative person that hates on everyone. This word is used to describe jealous haters that lie and spread false things.
Tim Runcorn sprinted away when they were faced with a problem, and they don't eat corn.
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A Tim Doyle or Doyle for short is an over the pants hand job.
Rachel gave me a good ole Tim Doyle in my dorm room last night.
The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day