Bowl of Soup

When you are having a circle jerk and when everyone is about to finish you all ejaculate into one bowl. You then give it to a homeless man and tell him it is a cup of soup.

Man, that was so dope when we gave that homeless man a bowl of soup.

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Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

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campbells soup

a powder mixture combined of cocaine and ambien

Guy: What the fuck is all that shit? A snow storm?
Guy 2: Naw man, I'm just makin some campbells soup

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Soup Shots

Filling a spoon full of soup and alcohol to help absolve the tase of the alchol.
Originated with rum and chicken noodle soup but variations are accpeted.
First created in Panera in Princeton, NJ.
How to Soup-Shot:
1. bring a discrete bottle of alcohol to panera or some other soup vending store.
2. Purchase your favorite soup.
3. Enjoy a couple of spoonfuls of pure soup before getting started.
4. Fill the spoon 1/2 to 3/4ths full of soup and fill the rest with your chosen alcoholic beverage.
*DO NOT MIX THE SOUP AND THE ALCOHOL IN THE BOWL*
5. As you can imagine youre only getting a small dose of alcohol per spoonful so the proccess can become tedious but do not get aggravated and pour the alcohol directly into the soup bowl, it ruins the taste.
6. Finish your soup spoon-shot by spoon-shot.
7. Try and not trip and fall stumbling out of your favorite soup store.

Person #1:Hey i've got some rum in this water bottle but im out of chasers.
Person #2: Oh lets go to wawa and grab some chasers and walk around town.
Person #1: Go fuck yourself that idea blows, im gonna go do some soup shots at panera!
Person #2: YERF!!!

*See "Yerf"

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soup nigger

One who is very good at making soup

Damn that soup is delicious. You are such a soup nigger.

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soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.

Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.

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chocolate soup

The act of having lots of diarrhea into a toilet then shoving a girls face in it and butt fucking her until she goes unconscious

ohh dude i killed a girl with chocolate soup!.....but it was worth it

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