Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

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break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

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Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

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Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

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Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

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tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

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Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

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