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The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.
Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
Slang for someone who knows their shit.
He is definitely a most turd literate guy!
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When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.