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During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
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When you open a porta potty door, and someone shit on the lid of the toilet. you make the same face you would if you saw a unicorn.
Hey Vic, did you see the glorious blue room unicorn in shitter 3?
The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.
The Strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the Unicorn Police Department Way!
When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn
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one must strap a dildo to the forehead to resemble a unicorn and then shove the dildo in the partners ass and or vagina.
Why is chobes limping?
Oh you didnt hear, he got a unicorn vroom boom from 4 guys last night.
Oh he deserved it.
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Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.
I had her looking like a unicorn with sunglasses.
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A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.
Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.
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