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The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.
You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.
Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal
Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!
Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
Hey man, want some waffle cum?
A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”
When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"