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firm wang

someone whose penis is big

Oriana loves Ben's firm wang.

by firmwang December 14, 2019


Hong Di Wang

An idiot.

You"You are such a Hong Di Wang"
Person"What have I done to deserve this kind of insult???? :("

by xXPu55y514y3r6969Xx April 13, 2016


Howdy Wang

Howdy Wang; noun
1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang")

2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed.

3) your name is Wang and people say hi

That guy send me a howdy wang on FB right away.

by TavG May 19, 2018


Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019


Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R

The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!

by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020


Peize Wang

Literal idiot

Anna: “God, stop being such a Peize Wang.”

by whhhhhhhhhhhhoah May 13, 2022


Mango Wang

Refers to a certain bitter/sour taste that a mango gives off. Can be used to describe any kind of fruit, not limited to mangoes.

Bob: What's wrong with your mango?
Tom: It tastes weird. Like bitter and sour at the same time.
Bob: Oh, they call that mango wang.
Tom: Now that you mention it, this mango does have some sort of wang to it.

by ChunkyHunkyFunkyMonkey320 July 9, 2010