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be careful about what you say.
"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."
When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls
Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
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using a playlist to measure time.
instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.
"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"
When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.