wet blanket

Someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.

This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.

Mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating Sarah he became a wet blanket.

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Wet Dreams

dreaming about someone who you like and lettin go of the semen

Joe was all sweaty and was havin wet dreams.

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Wet Piece

Basketball Term: Used to reference a sweet shot or a swish.

He just drained that wet piece!

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Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

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wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

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wet colin

Throwing the door open on a friend pooping, and splashing the victim with cold water from a glass. So named for the actions of Colin Umeda, master of the wet dong.

David Agiriga unfortunately was the victim of a wet colin.

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wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

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