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On a night out, Sam Smith o'Clock is the point at which the first person leaves. It can be at any time during the night and any individual, but will always be known as Sam Smith o'clock.
Person 1: Did you know Jamie's gone home?
Person 2: Noway! - I guess it's Sam Smith o'clock!
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If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
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Back when Jaden smith was a cute and adorable lil' rapper and actor, and not whatever he is to this day
"Yo man what's your favourite movie"
"Karate Kid, back when Young Jaden Smith, looked like he was going to be as famous as his father"
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To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.
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A super gay dude who has gay orgies with male relatives and has a huge head and thinks he is super smart but he isn't
Jeez he is such a Dominic Smith
Breaking news a man just out of Marysville Ohio just Dominic smithed his under aged brothers
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Emile Smith Rowe is the best youngster in the world. He is miles clear of that mount guy and people find it hilarious when someone bring Bryan gil into the conversation. Smith Rowe has often been labelled the next messi (even though he is better)
Oh look, its Emile smith Rowe, the goat! I like it, I like it, I like it….
The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".