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Kyle is a monster energy drinker who lingers around and says they are bad at everything they do. Kyle is the type of guy to say something immediately after you tell them not to. Kyle is also the type to claim they will steal your hoe, depending on how hot. Otherwise, a pessimistic piece of shit. Rates themselves low on the attractiveness scale. Does not respond to directions well. Often repeats themselves.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Kyle Bray?"
Person 2: "Idk let me call my wife and find out"
When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.
After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.
a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch
Look at that kyle Sliwinski looking ass over there
He is the funniest guy I have ever met and he is nothing like the rest. Every time I see him it makes me want to spend my entire life with him. Even though he might have a lack of brain cells he always talks about chicken butts. I said to myself that I would not date or have a crush on anyone until next year of 2023 but he caught my eye once I started seeing that he was flirting with me. He shows that he can be himself around me and so can I. He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world and I would never let him go.
Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.
Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.
kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)
smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!
Kyle isn't the most caring and loyal friend you'll ever meet. He's hot as fu*k and will always look out for you in any situation. He's normally a quiet guy, somehow with loads of friends. He's smart and clever, and even funny when you get close to him. 1000/10 Would definitely date.
People with last names such as Chum gets the best nicknames just like our Kyle Chum :)