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The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"
American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"
Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."
American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
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when someone has a concave chest. Resembling a cereal bowl
that kid over there with the short bus has a CEREAL BOWL chest! hee hee
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Sexual technique where multiple fingers are inserted into the vagina and anus of a girl, but from an angle such as would be used to hold a bowling ball. A slight variation on the shocker.
"I bowling-balled her for a few minutes after I pulled out."
"Oh baby, you know I always get off when you bowling-ball me."
"I bowling-balled her before we even kissed."
"I tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in."
Ted: "Mark, I totally bowling-balled your wife last night."
Mark: "Fuck you, bitch!"
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about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
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When a woman's vagina is stretched wide enough to place food or beverages to eat or drink out.
"Dude, how was the game on Friday?
"Man, it was great, Rachel came over and she took off her pants and let me eat a pussy bowl of Cheetos."
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The packing of an extremely small amount of marijuana into a bowl for the express purpose of not making a full cypher. A technique associated with cheap potheads.
"Gordo always packs bird-bowls when I smoke with him while I'm packing brimmers of better nug."
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#1 "lets make a jelly bowl"
#2 "howd u do that?"
#1 "Get some jelly, and make it into something resembling a bowl"
#2 "ahhhhhhhhhh, how silly of me"
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